Feeling a bit musical today. So here goes.

Sung to the Tune of: “My Favorite Things”.

Logos with pixels and low-resolution.
Demanding clients wanting crowdsource solutions.

Powerpoint templates and client mood swings.
These are some of my least favorite things.

When the program crashes and I force quit
This really makes me mad.

I lose an hour or two of work
And then I feel real bad.


Faxes and emails and miscommunication
Makes me want to go on a permanent vacation.

No bleed or crop marks on client supplied files
These are some things that don’t make me smile.

When the day’s done and I’m tired
I feel the end is near

I then go home and open the fridge
and pour myself a beer.

-Happy Holidays Everyone.